My first reaction was one of wonderment after I removed the cork and allowed the fumes to fill the room.
This barbaric brew got its name from Trump's traumatizing of people through his insidious "gaslighting"
campaign. One sniff can make you feel like you are crazy, but you are not crazy.

The score of 35 was given to commemorate Trump's 35 percent approval rating, however with proper care
and more time in the dungeon, it can easily earn a much lower rating.

Its hefty price tag will be mostly paid by Mexico and by borrowing from China but it shows promise of
costing much less due to Trump's "King of Debt" policies.

Rarely does a vintage come along that is this memorable, so much so that it promises to haunt the drinker
for years.

The aromas that fill the air when it is decantered are not unlike those of a fine Russian molotov cocktail
and there is much evidence that it was imported from Russia and re-labeled in America.

It is a perfect wine for any occasion of obfuscation, but especially for innaugurals, press conferences
and watching the State of the Union address.

Best from now through 2020. - R.D.